"nightline" is next. rivalries i think are what keep us sharp. chris, i'm so glad for you. TOPIC FREQUENCY that's why i take quviviq nightly. just the pride of winning. Jimmy Kimmel celebrated his 20th anniversary as ABC's late-night host early, signing a three-year contract extension for "Jimmy Kimmel Live!". >> prosciutto and mozzarella, it's the best. >> since i was 42, i dreamed to be a veterinarian. ask your doctor how lasting remission can start with stelara. >> perfect. >> i'm guessing rats. [ laughter ] but it's still classic you. on the web atabc.comand atyoutube/JimmyKimmelLive. i'd like to cruise around, bop into other stages, say hi to folks. the idea behind your podcast, the one really different thing is, one of you will book a. guest, the other two don't know the guest. that's the highest stage. you know my kids. for real? or traffic. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to will arnett and chris bianco. kerry. i'm really into it. don't forget to pack your phone charger for tomorrow morning's flight. Jimmy Kimmel opened Thursday's show by acknowledging the death of Queen Elizabeth II, Britain's longest-serving monarch, at the age of 96. join the millions already taking ozempic. 1 Late-Night Talk Show Among . because the best things in life don't they're found. >> [ bleep ]. love, rob. and it looks fine. and i just looked out the window, looking at all the foot traffic. but first, with a new semester of college under way, our man guillermo and our friends at dr pepper remind us that it is never too late to learn. Its about spreading fascist propaganda, and if nothing else, Jimmy Kimmel is Disneys good and obedient dog. not one dime to get people off the streets and into housing 27 generates hundreds of million to help solve homelessness. >> anyway, everything -- you feel pretty good? >> jimmy: now you've got one here, opening at the same time as your netflix documentary. i did notice that you have somebody in your audience who asked advice before the show about being a stand-up. we go inside the six-year saga. hi, there. you did your podcast "smartless," which is wildly entertaining -- [ cheers and applause ] two live shows in brooklyn? Kimmel seemed to find this prospect hilarious, joking with his audience about a drug that has morguesoverflowing with dead bodies across the country. "These dancers come out with spears, and they're banging the spears around," Kimmel, 54 . [ applause ] >> because she's an art teacher? >> good. there they go, everybody. >> oh, yeah. [ laughter ] "how's your relationship with jesus? legal, give it up for legal weed, everybody! >> jimmy: what do matt dillon, the kid author from "little big shots," and assembly member stevens have in common? i've had trouble falling asleep and staying asleep. [ cheers and applause ] . [ laughter ] bill cosby. >> just presence. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming. >> jimmy: at jimmy's. welcome to fun dining. >> hi, jimmers. [ cheers and applause ] >> what a treat this is. [ phone ringing ] >> hello, bianco. [ laughter ] but as i'm going on right now, "you just keep going and going and going with a story." still trying to figure out if he even knows what my name is or whether he's just here because publicist said do it. of course he's read the book. it's time to go back to our chihuahuas and yoga mats in l.a. [ laughter ] right, guillermo? [ laughter ] >> what's the worst thing about new york? >> i'm so deep on being mad about it. [ laughter ] next week, we'll be back in l.a. with -- our guests will be keanu reeves, norman reedus, charlie hunnam -- sorry. but first, their album is "chaos in bloom." >> what do i have to do? i have to say, last night i saw a guy who looked a lot like you, smoking weed out of a rigatoni noodle, and that's not a joke. >> which was, you know, rare. that thing plugged in? [ laughter ] good. get some stupid ass like will arnett, some sweet angel like sean hayes, and you'd be done. >> jimmy: you want to move to new york? he's special. >> i call her at least every day. happy birthday. >> jimmy: what would you guys do together? >> are you afraid of gluten? [ laughter ] an hour later we're walking around on the streets. Barstool Sports. and he was very chatty with my mother. Jimmy Kimmel Stop Making Me Defend Jimmy Kimmel! Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). you own it with your line. >> he tried to sell me weed. [ cheers and applause ] , >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series in brooklyn is presented by mercedes e-q. it was big and beautiful, like this. >> yeah, she -- that was his -- that was his kind of claim to his own fame, which he painted the dogs for president johnson. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really? stay try, jealousy. what did you have? [ laughter ] i was off for a couple of months. >> yeah, mr. marty, keep your head on a swivel, he didn't know what he was doing either. and lucy bane johnson, his daughter, was explaining to my dad, here's the paintings. hey hey hey hey >> hosting your show was such a terrific honor. [ laughter ] there's so much nature here. david muir is on the ground and inside president zelenskyy's heavily fort tied office. 12 Sep 2022 0 3:33 In the late night ratings wars, Disney's left-wing Jimmy Kimmel is now losing to TWO Fox News programs. Jimmy Kimmel Live! and we'll be right back with will arnett. >> tonight, vanishing act. thanks, nicole. It was a competitive field, but Jimmy Kimmel on Wednesday selected Herschel Walker as the "dummy of the day. [ moans and applause ] july 29th, trump hosted the saudi-backed liv golf tournament, where he flattered his despicable guest by saying he wasn't sure who was responsible for 9/11, but definitely wasn't them! apologies to matt damon. were you in one of your -- >> i was gallivanting. Updated. over the last 100 years, james is the number one most popular boy's name in the united states. [ laughter ] and he'll probably win again. and chris, mia, i called mia. some serious allergic reactions. instead of telling you my feelings about guest hosting your show, i'm going to sing them. i think i was probably 12 or 13 or something like that. going to japan soon. Fresh off her Emmys 2022 win for outstanding writing for a comedy series, Quinta Brunson snapped a photo with Jimmy Kimmel, who presented the . 1 min read. >> victor. i'm just trying not to say the f-word, something like that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] you know, because they are the two biggest cities in the united states, there's a rivalry between l.a. and new york. cha-cha cheese! a once-daily pill. i was like, "the guest isn't. if you don't know them, just pass or whatever. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were -- >> buoyed that he even know who i was. i got to retire. >> jimmy: i agree with you, yeah. >> baby, better hold. get my mic! that is a very devout jason bateman, discovering "the book." he painted presidents, he painted barbra streisand. and it is absolutely a really beautiful -- you got to make this documentary while both your parents were still alive, earlier this year. >> jimmy: oh, you don't have to tell me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? how old? [ applause ] >> jimmy: i would love to do "battle of the network stars." Jimmy Kimmel Live (@JimmyKimmelLive) September 15, 2022 The bit was stupid, and Kimmel was right to apologize, but was the moment really deserving of all the controversy it generated? [ laughter ] be fun to take a look at how d - donald trump spent his summer vacation. even though you're right. guillermo, why didn't we do this? i mean, just watching people do that, watching adults build lego, is the best. [ laughter ] in pennsylvania over the weekend, trump explained to the maga faithful that this isn't just about him stealing documents, this is about them stealing documents too. >> jimmy: doing well. thanks for coming all week. [ laughter ] you get your clock cleaned financially. Watch Jimmy Kimmel Live! >> mia is on the airplane, god bless. he did. >> tell me about the first time. - quite the commercial. >> hey, j.k., i hope you had a wonderful vacation. >> no, i want -- i want to move to new york. Home of Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, YouTube Challenges and the rest of your favorite viral late night videos. Kimmel took aim at a number of Republicans during his monologue, which was shared on YouTube. 18 +. show what we can do. Jimmy Kimmel apologized to Quinta Brunson for ruining her Emmys moment. >> rome wasn't built in a day. >> jimmy: jason and i went fishing over the summer. [ applause ] >> jimmy: also an artist as well. >> it's -- it's just -- like. [ laughter ] we had a great week and i wish we could stay longer. >> he is learning. hi, guys, how are you? 1@GutfeldFox! [ cheers ] [ applause ] >> nothing better than asking an audience. tonight, from a new pizza-themed season of the great show "chef's table" on netflix, the james beard restaurateur of the year, chris bianco is with us. [ laughter ] it's like finding out your dog collects stamps. abecause what is this, if not pure unbridled passion? Fentanyl poisonings, wherein most drug users are completely unaware that theyre consuming the substance, are now the leading cause of death for Americans aged 18-45. [ cheers and applause ] >> sal: jimmy. like you did with this guy over here? the odds of him even knowing who we are, me, will, and sean -- i just don't get it. >> it is. >> that's "love boat." Nope, it was the 11th Hour on MSNBC with 1.180 million viewers. >> jimmy: i see why this love, affair with new york began. >> i need johnny sunglasses to take off the shades. on October 1, 2022. right now, jason bateman. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: because like bateman, he's a producer of this "under the banner of heaven." >> captivating the nation. >> no potatoes or something? >> will you be in it with me? Repeat of . i uh don't mean to brag, but i do have multiple pools. >> dear jimmy, thanks for letting me guest host your show. >> jimmy: thank you for bringing a pizza. every time you call her she says what? >> dr pepper's giving students a chance to compete for up to $100,000 in tuition by entering a tiktok hashtag challenge, making a tiktok video about their college dreams. it's so much fun. i feel like i might have the advantage on this. we come from uganda, rwanda, kenya.tional university. Jimmy Kimmel - Mean Tweets 2022 83 videos 330,565 views Last updated on Aug 12, 2022 jimmy kimmel live jimmy kimmel jimmy kimmel mean tweets Hight Quality Music 1 2:41 Celebrities. Jimmy Kimmel Tells Liz Cheney To Throw In Towel: "Nothing bad ever happens to Donald Trump" By Gary Fenster - December 9, 2022 Hollywood star Jimmy Kimmel told Liz Cheney's committee to throw in the towel saying nothing will happen to former President Donald Trump no matter what Cheney and the rest do because it will be 'symbolic.' and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: that's a microphone. I detest Jimmy Kimmel. and even did a deep and ugly search of the room of my 16-year-old son. Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). and he said, something like -- "well, it was probably better for you than it was for me." welcome, brooklyn. you don't have to, that's not part of the deal. ABC/Disney should try this. as we love to bring our parents down to normal. you'll never believe what he comes up with. December 9, 2022. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: kindle? he's like, tell my sons about these amazing dogs. why are you -- you're 12, you just turned 12. we'd need to have our bikes because kids gotta play. serving jimmy's and non-jimmy's at their sheepshead bay location since 1938. this is the owner of jimmy's, jimmy. hi, what's your name? gallbladder problems may occur. >> jimmy: they're a part of your look, huh? >> jimmy: you know? and you may lose weight. homegoods. the day she won an Emmy isn't a metaphor for what it means to be a WOC in a white mans world I don't know what is. >> oh, hi, i'm gonna go get a gucci bag. >> guillermo: you're going to make me a sandwich? so we do this post-race show. want a permanent solution to homelessness? >> i walk and i talk and i live if new york. The insufferable Stephen Colbert on CBS came in second with only 1.315 million viewers. i've enjoyed some of his food with you before. this will take effect starting in 2035. if we make it to 2035. it's what sanctuary could look like feel like sound like even smell like. thanks to everyone who came out to see our shows here in brooklyn. i hosted your show. [ laughter ] what's next, you want me to raise your kids for you? this is calculated, deliberate, premeditated misconduct followed by a cover-up. [ laughter ] >> i got it. i'm going to run through some names. insomnia can impact both my days and my nights. EntertainmentFox NewsGreg GutfeldJimmy KimmelJohn NolteLate Nightratings. there's only one person who seems to know that, that guy over there. just this -- the five rows right there, that's it. blocks excess acid production for a full 24 hours. he goes, "you really left a mark on that show." [ laughter ] speaking of going away, trump is in serious legal trouble. >> what if i pass on all of them? abc news obtaining surveillance of russian soldiers. did you pay in cash? 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Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. 1 min read Jimmy Kimmel on Wednesday mocked Republican Herschel Walker ahead of his defeat by Sen. Raphael Warnock (D) in Georgia's U.S. Senate runoff. >> it's like "fantasy island" meets little italy. "After two decades at ABC, I am now looking forward to three years of what they call 'quiet quitting,'" Kimmel quipped in a statement Tuesday. tell your doctor if you have liver problems or mental health concerns, and if you are pregnant, breastfeeding, or considering pregnancy. i am going to go with moira as my guess. you know? >> jimmy: do you ever have to have a conversation with the kids where you go, that's over the line, that's too much? Jason Bateman 2. we are here with jason bateman. yankees for life, 27 rings. >> jimmy: yes. >> jimmy: yeah. he's doing a little bit this year at the beginning of the season, which is fun. check. hefty is making garbage bags that smell like pumpkin spice. >> bigger font. let's talk to our next contestant here. >> i can't do another bit. i promise. [ cheers and applause ] >> you know what's funny, it's like -- the first few years, we had it on the menu, no one ordered it. nyet!" >> jimmy: very good, yeah. 1. [ cheers and applause ] m office muchas gracias. i did his show a handful of times but i still was convinced he had no idea what my name was. [ cheers and applause ] and almost all of you were kind enough to leave a message in our "summer guest host yearbook" for 2022. who says you can't go for bold without going broke? >> jimmy: yeah, i'm sure, from up above. so why is omar snoozing like a baby? >> jimmy: you're going around the world? Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel mocked the dangers of fentanyl during his show earlier this month while trying one-up Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel. >> jimmy: hi, mary, how are you? [ laughter ] >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: are you fighting crime out there? Today, critically acclaimed Vermont singer and songwriter Noah Kahan reveals new tour dates for summer 2023 as a continuation of his sold-out "Stick Season Tour" produced by Live Nation. better shops. action bronson is on the way. the pizza man, chris bianco is here. And yes, Kimmel is not only losing to one Fox News show, hes losing to TWO: Gutfeld! well, i'm learning how to be a veterinarian in my free time. just spending a lot of time in exclusive clubs. >> what's better, new york or l.a.? >> i like l.a. >> how come? yeah, we sort of did. >> jimmy: for you it was just pilot season and that's it, right? i like just the basics. September 26, 2022 The guests on the show tonight are David Letterman and Tracy Morgan. >> jimmy: look at how happy. very simple. >> how are you? September 13, 2022 / 5 Comments Boy, that's a headline I never thought I'd write. and we stopped at a red light. you cohost with jason bateman and sean hayes. >> jimmy: you can't spell restaurateur? i think it was a steak from peter lugar. who put her in this scene? didn't we already have a pumpkin spice garbage bag in new york? [ laughter ] and i was like, wow, that's so layered. before treatment, get tested for tb. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: her and jo? what? more on that soon. in short, 27 means getting people off the streets and into housing. you guys for coming. the old way of working is deader than me. >> lisa welch is still alive. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'll hold it up. >> hey, it's yours truly. >> jimmy: you didn't do -- >> "battle of the network stars." >> no, but i did hit a screaming line drive past a sprinting lieu fer rigno on hollywood night. >> jimmy: your dad was a great painter. >> guillermo: i did, you never listen. >> yes! hmmm. plus music from macklemore and yungblud. I loathe him. do you feel like you have to bring pizza everywhere you go? >> used car salesman. career, and family and finances and mental health. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. Jimmy Kimmel Chose The Wrong Time To Make A Bad Joke At The Emmys. >> this was not just extreme carelessness with classified material, which is still totally disqualifying. >> he liked it. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no one, no one loves the roar of the crowd more than you -- >> than will arnett. The robust track comes from Crockett's latest album, The Man from Waco, which was released in September of this year. [ applause ] >> and i go -- we're like, what, man? All of them combined. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, thankfully -- can't spell it. Fifth place was NOT Jimmy Kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest on our last night in town has been making movies and tv shows since your mom went to prom. ultimate endless shrimp is back, now with argentine red shrimp. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he looks good, he looks like dave letterman. >> i would have loved to have done that. way into it. >> i could go back and forth. i really like the flexibility. >> lock him up, lock him up, lock him up, lock him up, lock him up! >> it means six chernobyls. rarely do you see a flower girl knock back half a bottle of pdo. The blacklisting would be immediate and fatal even though appearing on Gutfeld! he was coming on to the stage while we were zooming off. >> jimmy: moira, can we zoom in a little closer? so how will that new revenue be spent? thank you. >> jimmy: look at that. >> what are you, nuts? feel unstoppable. brad pitt. if you switch to cabenuva, attend all treatment appointments. announcer: you may pay as little as $25 for a 3-month prescription. mama, walk in on -- >> i -- >> you did not, it's only three words after i say "mama." >> jimmy: no, because she has no pupils whatsoever. >> l.a. >> how come? you really turned it around. >> jimmy: yeah, marry someone they shouldn't. and cry. california, mountains, oceans, natural wonders, diverse and creative people. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by hotels.com where you can find your perfect subway. Although he appears on a broadcast network, Kimmels ABC show came in a pathetic sixth place with just 1.032 million total viewers. [ laughter ] that's what it amounts to, right? let's see. [ laughter ] >> sal: injected it. discover the power of 3 in the ozempic tri-zone. September 15, 2022 | 8:55am Jimmy Kimmel apologized to Quinta Brunson after his joke during her acceptance speech at the 2022 Emmy Awards received backlash. i fell in love with it, i got really, really into it. ryan's the guy who actually caught it. >> whatever happens. this tells you all you need to know. >> even though i only hosted two days, i had all my mail forwarded to the studio so one of the other guest hosts guesses a box from russia marked "not sex toys," that's for me. [ laughter ] is that -- i mean, does that count? and you, gecko, go: [gecko impression] bundling your home and car insurance could save you hundreds! and then the neighbors are like, heh? a little girl's like [girl impression] hi gecko! - huh? the best part? something we want to get into, this is a fun game we play at dinner sometimes. he used his own inability to tie his shoes as a burn on the other person. >> green beans on the side. >> what investigators think is new evidence of russian atrocities. >> sal: we have contestants, prizes, leftover chinese food. serious side effects may include pancreatitis. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah you know, believe me, abe and glen are rooting for you. [ laughter ] all right. [ cheers ] you were adorable. you know nothing brings the guys together better than a movie, about a man and his dog. jimmy kindle? you know, sometimes they turn out better than you thought. more wow. there's only one way to handle someone who does something like that. this guy just gets his clock cleaned for no reason at all. who says you can't get everything you want? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right, yeah. her name was -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, i mean -- what i mean by that is, the first time you am new york. >> first of all, you've been off for a while. quviviq may lead to doing activities while not fully awake that you don't remember the next day, like walking, driving and making or eating food. >> jimmy: yeah. you need a nice podcast. These guys, theyre right there throwing every bit of garbage at the wall right before the midterms, hoping that something will stick, Kimmel told his audience, before turning his attention to McDaniel and her response on Fox News to former President Bill Clintons comments regarding Republican strategy. >> jimmy: regan. [ cheers and applause ] i had a plan. >> god, it's good to be back in show business, isn't it? i'm trying to save this squirrel. i love watching people learn. You can watch the clip from Kimmel below: The Daily Caller | 1775 Eye Street NW | Suite 1150-290 | Washington, DC 20006, (RELATED: Dont Worry About Pelosis Taiwan Visit. oh yeah beautiful the sun, even more beautiful oh yeah oh yeah when cold symptoms keep you up, try vicks nyquil severe. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah. the only driving i see is people. i'm not proud of that, i'm not a reader. . Quinta Brunson deserved better than giving her acceptance over Jimmy Kimmel's "dead . we've got a great show for you tonight. i said, "i really love doing your show the few times you had me on there." you know what happens in vegas is mostly just eating a lot of eating. [ laughter ] >> i read the book too and i'm quite certain he has not. it's plugged in right over there. yes on 27. so please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: moira. this is talk show io omore? [ laughter ] you know, i tell you, there are a lot of things when you're not, on the air that you see that make you wish you were. quviviq may cause sleepiness during the day. we just had a great time. 100% real milk chocolate and crispy rice really works. music from action bronson. The following episodes are scheduled to air the week ofSept. 5-9(subject to change): Monday, Sept. 5 Guest Host Nikki Glaser Danny DeVito ("Little Demon"), Jameela Jamil ("She Hulk: Attorney at Law"), Musical Guest Ingrid Andress, Tuesday, Sept. 6 Will Arnett ("Lego Masters"), Chris Bianco ("Chef's Table: Pizza" and Pizzeria Bianco), Musical Guests Goo Goo Dolls, Wednesday, Sept. 7 Brie Larson ("Growing Up" and "Remembering"), Josh Duhamel ("Bandit"), Musical Guest Macklemore, Thursday, Sep. 8 Simon Cowell ("America's Got Talent"), Ralph Macchio ("Cobra Kai"), Friday, Sept. 9 Kenan Thompson ("74th Primetime Emmy Awards"), Joe Buck ("Monday Night Football"), Musical Guest Yungblud. >> i do love it. i guess i went on a little too long, notoriously. web pages Summary: Jean Smart ("Babylon"); and Wes Bentley ("Yellowstone"). quviviq can help you fall asleep faster and stay asleep longer, and more sleep at night may mean feeling less tired during the day. of course he has seen the show, because he produces it. "lego masters," season three, premieres september 21st on fox. >> that's my uncle. settling? >> i'll go -- i guess i got to go with bobby sunglasses. Guest Host Nicole Byer, Heidi Klum ("Making the Cut"), Kirby Howell-Baptiste ("The Sandman"), Musical Guests Seventeen. >> jimmy: yeah. >> jimmy: wow, what an entrance. >> jimmy: what do we have? >> let me check my schedule. you see stuff here -- there was -- i remember walking up sixth avenue once, this was later, and a guy just -- not ppeeing, doing the other thing. [ applause ] >> jimmy: before we press on, i want to acknowledge our guest hosts this summer. [ laughter ] i walk in the house -- my kids don't clap. California Governor Gavin Newsom won the recall election despite candidate Caitlyn Jenner's final push yesterday, Nicki Minaj tweeted Jimmy about interviewin. i want to be a part of it new york new york if i can make it there i'll make it anywhere it's up to you new york new york [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: yeah! >> okay, yeah. the most common side effects are headaches and sleepiness. >> yeah it sounds strange. i remember being at a large table, backstage, with mr. cosby. >> jimmy: i'll hold it up to my microphone. [ bleep ]. >> well played. it's the moment in time where things come together. they hung it in lbj's office. i can't remember the backdoor open. they don't like you. and they're super into it. >> cause -- it's so good. [ cheers and applause ] i met the queen of generation fame i said i'm sorry i don't know your name and she stared at me and she said hey man could you tell me your name i said you wouldn't know it anyway but i like you you're so conceited but you're insecure you're always busy but you look so bored so tell me what do you do , well the world won't easily forget you she smiled and said yes i think that's true turn my life kill the paranoia in my brain 'cause i want what you got and you got what i want and i like you i don't need another lonely weekend just give me thrills so the truth don't creep in it's wrong yeah it's wrong but i like you you know you're shallow it's your greatest feature i love your stupid friends they look like creatures baby what's wrong with you 'cause you talk like a dream but you're not what you seem and i don't care turn my life into a hurricane, kill the paranoia in my brain 'cause i want what you got and you got what i want and i like you i don't need another lonely weekend give me thrills so the truth don't creep in it's wrong yeah all wrong but i like you yeah i like you yeah i like you yeah , and we all want what we can't have yeah we all want more to be so adored we all want more 'cause we're all just turn my life into a hurricane kill the paranoia in my brain 'cause i want what you got and you got what i want and i like you i don't need another lonely weekend just give me thrills so the truth don't creep in it's wrong yeah i'm wrong but i like you doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo [ cheers and applause ], tonight, war in ukraine, the battle for freedom. [ cheers ] explain what's on this pizza. All American speakers lists guests for Jimmy Kimmel Show,Jimmy Kimmel talk Show, Jimmy Kimmel Show Weekly Guests Schedule. >> i don't think he has. Jimmy Kimmel Live! >> but it wasn't at all what it seemed. you don't look like that and smoke weed regularly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who is our second pedestrian? that's it. this is a glimpse into the no-too-distant future of lincoln. yes, this is how, this is how we work now. [clapping] shhh. actually, speaking of bateman, bateman was the one who said, you've got to watch "drive to survive" on netflix. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a great show for you tonight. [ laughter ] so i want to say thanks to sean hayes, chelsea handler, anthony anderson, mark rober, dana carvey, kerry washington, rupaul, rob mcelhenney, david alan grier, desus nice, al franken, nicole byer, lamorne morris, simu liu, nikki glaser, and donald trump jr. [ laughter ] almost all of you were great. Were coming into Halloween. He is the most revolting of all the Left-Licking late night and cable progressive comics, worse than Colbert, Maher, Samantha Bee, all of them. i went through tome already it was mostly pictures of me holding trout and trying to fix the defective generator on my winnebago. [ cheers and applause ] thank you to all our neighbors here for letting us descend upon your city like a swarm of alcoholic lanternflies. >> dear jimmy. >> jimmy: sal is going to bring in three passersby. Every mom in the country right now is worried, what if this gets into my kids Halloween basket? 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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's never too soon? new housing units in all 58 counties, including: permanent supportive housing, tiny homes communities, project roomkey supportive hotel units and intensive mental health and addiction treatment. you didn't even have a house. >> jimmy sent me this photo of jason. >> no. make connections. : KGO : September 6, 2022 11:35pm-12:37am PDT : Free Borrow & Streaming : Internet Archive Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC September 6, 2022 11:35pm-12:37am PDT 11:35 pm right now on jimmy kimmel, will arnett. you're doing -- you're working your nards off five days a week. >> we're doing this thing. Thursday, Sep. 8 Simon Cowell ("America's Got Talent"), Ralph Macchio ("Cobra Kai") Friday, Sept. 9 Kenan Thompson ("74th Primetime Emmy Awards"), Joe Buck ("Monday Night Football"), Musical Guest Yungblud Enjoy Jimmy Kimmel Live! 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